Zombie Maitz Bites

therealkatiewest:

Trevor Weede makes an excellent point.

(via sciencefiction)

Just sayin’

activeden:

Simplicity

What we can learn about usability…

But they’ll constantly say they want an apple or google project while they make you add all of those buttons, one at a time.

pippip:

walpaper:

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Oil and water don’t mix.

Its really pretty. Like a chihuly sculpture.

“ It’s not like we all sat down and were like, ‘Alright, here’s the birds and the bees.’ Truly, my parents just assumed that I wasn’t doing anything. And it was a shock for us all… It was kind of humiliating… Great, I’m 17 years old, I’m 40 pounds overweight with a big belly on me, all my friends are at school watching this on the news. This kind of sucks.

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Bristol Palin, on being pregnant during the 2008 presidential campaign

I can’t help of that cheesy line my dad has fed me my whole life, “assuming makes an ass out of [yo]u and me.”

(via apsies)

I have never understood this phrase - it makes no sense… assuming makes an ass out of u and me? huh?! there is no me in there!

(via walpaper)

You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass of u and me.

» Dear Coke Talk: On being normal.

Shit man, this is LA. It doesn’t matter what side of the velvet rope you’re on at night. Come morning, we’re all stuck in traffic wishing we spoke more Spanish.

I was the Production Designer for this video. I would like you to watch it.

mindgrapes:

Austin Powers 4 is going to happen.

The 15 year old Kurt who saw The Spy Who Shagged Me five times in the theater can’t wait.

The 25 year old Kurt who has seen The Love Guru and Cat in the Hat knows this is just a sad, pathetic and desperate attempt by Mike Myers to be funny again.

It’s not gonna work.

Woah woah woah, Cat is the Hat is awesome. I’m not being ironic.

“ Any word you have to hunt for in a thesaurus is the wrong word. There are no exceptions to this rule.

— Stephen King (via rulesformyunbornson)

“ At first, I thought, ‘Why should I be on food stamps?’” said Magida, digging into her dinner. “Here I am, this educated person who went to art school, and there are a lot of people who need them more. But then I realized, I need them, too.

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salon.com ‘Hipsters on Foodstamps’ (via itsnotforyou)

I wish I could unlike something on tumblr.