December 2009
7 posts
On the future.
dearcoketalk:
Consider yourself lucky. You’re about to spend your twenties in a century entering its teens.
This past decade was a cultural wasteland devoid of any significant artistic or technological breakthrough, a mini dark ages begging for renaissance.
For ten fucking years, our entire country missed the point. We were supposed to eat, drink, and be merry. Instead, everyone got fat,...
A HANDY POCKET GUIDE TO DISTINGUISHING WOLVES FROM...
Everyone you know is a wolf or a fox (and if we grow up, we grow up to be badgers).
Foxes laugh at all their own jokes. Wolves just repeat the ones they heard from foxes.
Foxes are pretty; wolves are lovely. Foxes can dart, but wolves can run.
Foxes can walk on top of the snow, whereas wolves clear a path for the others.
When a wolf loves a fox, it ends with tears shed. When a fox loves a...