Awww shit! Someone’s gettin’ peanut butta nuggets!
Ask and you shall receive. Thanks BWal.
I stole exactly 4 of these from your desk today. FUCK!!!!!!
Zombie Maitz Bites
Jan 06
Dec 18
(via coketalk)
Dec 17
This is what a brother looks like when he’s trying to cheer up his sister at 6 in the morning, half-drunk, and without sleep for at least 24 hours.
Embarrassing? Sure. Effective? I think so.
Love, captured on video.
Dec 11
On the future.
Consider yourself lucky. You’re about to spend your twenties in a century entering its teens.
This past decade was a cultural wasteland devoid of any significant artistic or technological breakthrough, a mini dark ages begging for renaissance.
For ten fucking years, our entire country missed the point. We were supposed to eat, drink, and be merry. Instead, everyone got fat, hungover, and riddled with anxiety.
A few of us pagans managed to carry the torch, lit with chemicals and fuck all, and we can’t wait to see what you kids do when we hand it off, because we know you’re ready, and we can taste the impending social revolution like metal in our mouths.
It’s time to have fun again. It’s time for a new school. It’s time for some god damned vision, because something big is coming, and if we’re lucky it won’t be a world war.
It’s as if this country’s fate and culture are hot blooded lovers poised on the verge of an outburst, ready to tear each other apart, and neither one knows whether it will be fighting or fucking.
Either way, some furniture is getting broken.
Exciting times ahead.
My Anthem.
Dec 09
Jim Skull
Dec 03
Thank you G. You know I love you.
The Fantastic Mr. Fox is the best Wes Anderson film since Rushmore.
Leave the live action to Paul Thomas Anderson, Wes Anderson and stick to stop motion.
Ohhhhhhhh. Seconded. I also just love the face of this animal when this animal does this.
What the fuck a second. Royal Tenenbaums is better than Rushmore, and I love Rushmore.
A HANDY POCKET GUIDE TO DISTINGUISHING WOLVES FROM FOXES
- Everyone you know is a wolf or a fox (and if we grow up, we grow up to be badgers).
- Foxes laugh at all their own jokes. Wolves just repeat the ones they heard from foxes.
- Foxes are pretty; wolves are lovely. Foxes can dart, but wolves can run.
- Foxes can walk on top of the snow, whereas wolves clear a path for the others.
- When a wolf loves a fox, it ends with tears shed. When a fox loves a fox, it ends in blood.
- A fox loved a wolf once. It never ended.
- Wolves cry; foxes burrow.
- Everyone kills.
Nov 30
“ What is terrible is not death but the lives people live or don’t live up until their death. They don’t honor their own lives, they piss on their lives. They shit them away. Dumb fuckers. They concentrate too much on fucking, movies, money, family, fucking. Their minds are full of cotton. They swallow God without thinking, they swallow country without thinking. Soon they forget how to think, they let others think for them. Their brains are stuffed with cotton. They look ugly, they talk ugly, they walk ugly. Play them the great music of the centuries and they can’t hear it. Most people’s deaths are a sham. There’s nothing left to die.
— Charles Bukowski (via 50yearstorm) (via syntheticpubes)
Worst Morning...
What?!?! Dude I am so sorry!!!!The wife and I took BRB Bernie to be put down today. He went peacefully.
:(
